Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Bored

I'm so fracking bored at work.  I hate how uninteresting everything is. bleh

And yes thats right i said it - EVERYTHING is UNINTERESTING to ME...or anything that is that has paid my rent!!

Just kidding - I find things interesting...i definitely find you interesting...or would...I guess...

anyway speaking of rent - im gonna air out some under garments here

so I'm not going to go into how my current roommate of 2 yrs is a manic passive aggressive biatch - no not all - not gonna go into how she conveniently misunderstood things when I interviewed her and thought I was doing to pay 40 bucks more than her a month because my room has a potty diretly adjacent to my beddy bye - whatevs

not gonna go into the drama of when I told her that I realized how I was vague but no longer down to be punished eternally with a montly $20 fine and that it was going to be equal pay from here on out.  but real quick - she had her friggin lawyer brother right this ridiculous as hell letter that was all legal terms and stated things like "if any parties of the Cargile roommate are found in the Kang roommate's parking spot said party's vehicle will be towed" - I refused to sign it - the relationship since was like nuked ice from there on out.  fine whatever - its cool to live with a stranger

but now she's leaving and I've actually found someone that reminds me a lot of me...well me!  he's from Dallas - me - an aspiring actor - me - and uh ya know whatever - good vibe

anyway well Miss Technical wen through this whole legal mumbo jumbo as per usual when she announced that she was leaving - with this formal letter to the management company where it stated that she expected her half of the security deposit 3 weeks after termination.  

Ya, my Fashion Buyer Sister could kick your Lawyer Brothers as in a Who's Best at Their Trade game cuz dumbass didnt even know to tell her that in a roommate situation BOTH parties have to vacate for the landlord to return the deposit and Stereo aint going No Whereo.

So easy solution right?  I told her that I'd have the new roommate put down a deposit and I would then pay her half of the original deposit.   She says ok and then leaves and I soon get an email reading "I thought about it and think it would be better/easier if the new tenant paid me directly."

OK WTF?  Why does it matter?  Why are you so concerned about saving me a trip to the bank?  
I didnt respond right away and she wrote me back in a panic saying she needed a response so she could contact the management co. right away.  Um, why the fuck are you contacting them?  They stated that its between us.  Geez.  I told her that I think it would be weird to ask someone to write a check for that much to someone they don't know and will never meet or have a relationship with.

In the mean time, I'm getting closer and closer to sealing deal with new guy.  I did make the effort and I asked him if he could send me a deposit and first months rent.  To which he asked if it was ok to just send the deposit since we haven't actually met and there is a risk factor.

And you know what?  I said sure because he's in the right and so am I and I'm not going to let her weirdness sore things form the start.  Know what I mean.

Anyway, about that time I get an email from her stating that she STILL WOULD PREFER it if the new tenant wrote the check to her and we could set up a meeting and explain the situation.

WTF??????????

Now I'm just insulted.  Why are you being so persistent on this?  What is the motivation?  Do you think I'm shady?  Cuz you're starting to look kinda shady.

Also, and this might be the reason for her which makes me sick to consider, the POINT of the deposit at this point is to show me how serious you are about this so I'll stop talking to other potentials, and if for any reason you change your mind last minute  - then I use the deposit to pay rent for May.

But of course - this would delay her getting her money....so is that why she's doing this?

WTF?  

anythoughts?

btw  I responded "I'll tell the people I narrow it down to about your wishes"


Friday, December 19, 2008

Antiquated

So, I'm doing a promo for "MILK" and they urge us to ask stores to let us put our post cards on their counters and posters in their windows....I'm kinda used to making this happen at Hot Topic - but this promo I've been assigned to Beverly Hills and Armani was just not that into it...
but..I did pass by an antique store that I'd usually keeping passing by..but well...the film is "MILK" about a assasinated Gay Activist...and the ownerish looking elderly man standing out front in red leather tightass pants made me think he might be sympatheitc to the cause eh? So I in my spiel I threw in the poster posting request.
although he hesitated his answer - I could see the no sale sign in his eyes -so I switched gears towards letting me leave some post cards...and he said he would take some of the post cards....
I then asked if I could take a picture of them on his counter as that's how I get paid. His reply-
"well i just don't know you see...if I let one have their say...well then the next thing you know everyone sees it as only fair and their right to have their say...you see?"
I said "no problem- I completely understand - here's those post cards - thank you and happy holidays!" and by that I meant - "you ancient fucking Queen, I don't wanna have my say- Harvey Milk did - I just wanna take a picture of post cards on a counter...its not for my "say" its for my "pay" - and I really don't think that the promo kids of LA are gonna hear my camera click and then flock like ferrets to make sure their flyers are all over this antique store where all the cool kids will see them...especially since no one can see past your horrid horribly horrible gayass red leather tight ass pants....thank you and happy holidays!"
Happy Human Rights Day Everybody!

disclaimer: this be satire...the only thoughts I really had about this main at the time was a general "WTF" and an "um..ok"...so please no on sue Stereo for antique owner in red leather defamation.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Rooted

Ugh my root canaled tooth is aching a bit - that was really horrible yesterday - I didnt really expect pain like and to be honest - the tooth never really hurt me that much so why did I go through that because some stranger told me I needed too?

Also...well apparently I dunno a lot of the tooth (very back right molar) was chipped away or something during because there's not really much of a tooth left.

so I'm suppose to go back and pay 500 to get a crown because as they said the tooth is dead and will now easily crack or break with any pressure but...it's dwarfed by the tooth next to it so the top tooth will never touch it again - it would have to be a case of something very hard getting back there that was tall enough and I was clamping down really hard for it to break and even then....the nerve is gone and in a dumpster somewhere right....so....why do I need the crown again???

Impersonation Station

Let the Blogging Begin

So here I am finally setting up my own blog space.

I ams whos I am. I'm an actor in LA. I'm going on seven years with this, and although I have the lead in an independent film under my belt and what many including myself believe to be a great look and potential talent frankly, I'm fucking tired of the instability of it all, mate.

I'm beginnging to lose the little hero in me that said "NO YOU CAN'T GIVE UP" whenever in the past I've leaned towards just getting that full time job, having a steady income and careers focusing on my other talents to being bulding.

So with this - I'm going to talk about my life - my aspirations - my view on things - my wit and dick...ok just my wit - and I'm going to be posting some vids

so in the end - its a matter of you telling me - do I fish or cut bait kids?